Kevin Behrens loves flavored pumpkin spice lattes and long walks on the beach. And Green Eggs and Ham Kevin Behrens' TODO List Go to Thailand for Their Nation-Wide Water Fight. Do the Polar Plunge. Run with Bulls in Spain. Submit fine art to pixels.com Become a Celebrity by Recording and Selling Your Own Album. When addressing Kevin, his preferred honorific is "Senior Douchemaster Extraordinaire" Tacos fear him Kevin insists on being called "The Kehr Behr®" in the bedroom.