> build: unstable  
> mood: pending  
> version: still in beta

system booted. personality modules: dry humor, clean syntax, and suspiciously human code.

system logs:

• performs tasks involving data science, C++, and Python
• attempting to contribute to open source (source currently fighting back)
• once maintained a few hundred records without breaking a Google Sheet (miracle pending verification)

operational focus:

• constructing reproducible experiments in AI/ML
• designing minimal, functional systems that don’t scream but whisper
• debugging both code and existential errors
• exploring how good logic can feel like poetry

connectivity ports:
LinkedIn · GitHub · Portfolio

just twisha patel —
computer engineering student. part human, part infinite loop.
runs fine until you ask her to explain what she’s doing.

• 🔭 currently working on: whatever the higher entity (my mood) compiles successfully.
• 🌱 learning (slowly, painfully):
  • cs syllabus (still killing me)
  • a few projects (signed an nda. i didn’t.)
• 👯 open to collab on anything open source. (i like free stuff.)
• 🤔 looking for help with understanding how everyone else seems to know what they’re doing.
• 💬 ask me about ... programming, writing, or why i’m still awake at 3am.
  i might not answer correctly, but i’ll answer sincerely.
• 📫 how to reach me: ports or pigeons. still accepting those.
• 😄 pronouns: she/her
• ⚡ fun fact: wanted to be an astrophysicist once. settled for debugging stars in code instead.

$ twi.exe executing existential crisis... done.

• random crashes under academic stress.
• too much caffiene.
• memory leaks caused by curiosity.
• tendency to over-comment existential thoughts in code.
• has 87 unfinished projects and counting.
• occasionally reboots into “maybe i should just write poetry.”

> uptime: inconsistent
> caffeine levels: critical
> errors: handled silently
> performance: emotionally throttled

> exit code: 0 (somehow)

documentation last updated during an existential crisis.

system report: online presence verified.
compiling data on socials, stack, and suspicious activity...

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system idle — awaiting next bug report